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The driverless car, like the unicorn, is often described, even portrayed, but seldom ridden.
Eric Adams, writing about this subject on TheDrive.com, startled me the other day by pointing out that five years ago, nobody was talking about driverless cars. But then the huddled masses rose up as one and demanded universal driverless cars as a fundamental human right.
Um, no, that wasn’t what happened. What happened was that Big Tech and Big Auto, seeing massive global declines in sales of, and interest in, their products, decided that the way to convince future consumers to go into debt for something they don’t really need was — ta-da! — the driverless car. They also concluded — and in this they were absolutely right — that any company that could create a little buzz about their prospects for making driverless cars would have firehoses of cash turned their way by wealth managers, hedge funds and the like.
By four years ago, tsunamis of money were washing over Tesla, Uber, Waymo (formerly of Google), Apple, and any business that could work the word “driverless” into a news release. A study by Business Insider released in April of 2016 predicted that there would be 10 million driverless cars on the road by, um, 2020. That would be, like, now.
(Good Deception Number One: the word “driverless” as used by these folks does not mean “without a driver.” I amuse myself these days by asking people to guesstimate h0w many driverless cars are on the road in the U.S. Responses usually range from a few hundred to a few hundred thousand. The correct answer? Zero. Read far enough into any news story about a new deployment of “driverless” cars and you will find a driver, and often an engineer as well, sitting at the controls. Here’s a good example.)
So how’s the driverless horseless carriage revolution coming along? Let’s review the state of play since last we checked:
- Three people died in December in crashes of Tesla electric vehicles, probably while using “autopilot.” (Good Deception Number Two: Tesla labels its driver-assistance software “autopilot and then cautions drivers not to use it as an autopilot. Drivers regularly ignore the warnings)
- Also in December, a Tesla on “autopilot” crashed into a police cruiser and the car it had pulled over.
- A 20 month investigation concluded in November that the reason a pedestrian was struck and killed by an Uber “driverless” car in Tempe, Arizona (yes, there was a driver; read to paragraph 11 in the Washington Post story. She was alertly watching a video on her smartphone when the crash occurred. ) was that the car’s software recognized pedestrians only if they were in an approved and properly marked crosswalk. Otherwise, apparently, fair game.
- The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is investigating multiple reports of sudden unintended acceleration by Tesla electric vehicles. Tesla says such a thing is impossible. Anong the incidents, as reported by Consumer Reports,
- In December 2018, a resident of Henderson, Nev., reported two sudden acceleration incidents in three months. When slowly pulling into a parking space, the consumer’s 2017 Model S experienced “uncontrollable acceleration” that resulted in cracked ribs and $18,000 in property damage. In a November 2019 incident in Danville, Calif., a 2015 Model S owner reported driving on a highway at 65 to 70 mph for 30 minutes with Autopilot engaged when it accelerated without warning. The car crashed into the vehicle it had been following and airbags were deployed.
Somewhat like the legendary dead mackerel by moonlight, the shine of this whole idea of driverless cars is being overwhelmed by its stink. There are many more good deceptions out there — Elon Musk of Tesla has been predicting the arrival of truly autonomous driverless cars in just a few more months, for years now. But the CEO of Volkswagen’s autonomous driving divisions said this month, “This is one of the hardest problems we have. This is like we are going to Mars. Maybe it will never happen.”
“Driverless car technology” by Department for Transport (DfT) is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0
As well as managing a lucrative subsidy dumpster Elron Hubusk’s other day job is maintaining the Myth of Progress, the notion that western civilization has an unstoppable, inevitable future on earth and in space because we are such techno-genii. He does not do the job alone, all the dot-com billionaires put their mouth to the task and have a most wiling audience, happy to believe that if their lifestyle ‘requires’ a great deal of driving all they need to do to keep the planet habitable is change their car, not their lifestyle. We cannot shop our way to sustainability.
I don’t want driverless cars. They’re not impressive enough for me. No, I want flying or at least levitating cars. Like what you find in the old Jetsons cartoon series.
You want me to buy into the whole &%##!!@ modern industrial ethos — which we now all know is in terminal decline — you at least come up with things impressive enough for me to want to turn a blind eye to that sordid fact.
Looks like it’s not only the whole stupid show that’s in terminal decline, but also the ability of its perpetrators to make us want it to keep going. They’ve basically run out of half-decent ideas.
“modern industrial ethos — which we now all know is in terminal decline” Ah….no….
I love that there’s this beautiful sailboat in the background of that pictures. Like a subconscious reminder of where we’re headed.
I rented a Toyota in December to travel to Atlanta. I don’t like this brand; Toyotas tend to blow about in cross winds and are aesthetically lackluster. But it’s all the rental agent had on hand.
As I was driving, a strange thing happened – the cruise control exhibited an unexpected autonomy. It seemed to sense the distance and speed of the vehicle ahead and adjusted its own speed to maintain what it deemed a ‘safe’ distance…Like I’m too stupid to drive a car!
Later that day a car darted into my lane and I had to slam the breaks to avoid a collision. The engine
immediately cut off, leaving me dead in the water on a 70 mph highway. I immediately turned on the ignition and the car started up once more, avoiding a rear-end collision by inches. I continued my journey in a state of terror, never knowing what decisions the car would make – what surprised lay in store.
When I complained to the rental agent about the engine cut-off, he explained that this was a safety feature intended to insure that, in the event of a collision, the electrical system would be inactive, thereby reducing the chance of fire. He mused that the car’s computer had mistakenly assumed that the emergency breaking was a collision. He said he would report the matter…Great!
When did it all start – this trudge toward smatter cars and stupider, less active humans? Perhaps when the physicality of driving was mitigated by power steering, power breaks and mechanized windows; certainly when automatic transmissions and cruise controls became standard. I guess it will end when human engagement in the day-to-day affairs of living becomes entirely unnecessary.
Now you know what the pilots of the Boeing 737 MAX experienced….
Yep, that’s why I stay off of those damned things. The quaint old saying “if God had intended man to fly, He would have given him wings” is starting to make some sense.
‘Driverless’ cars like ‘Artifical’ Intellengence are falsehoods. The so called intelligence is designed and programmed by humans and when the electronics write their own code autonomously that device is simply ‘Out of (human) Control’ as it is not possible for humans to predict the outcome.
Cars ‘Autonomously’ controlled also work to human created computer codes and use human derived parameters so are not entirely autonomous meaning NOT Driverless. The luckless occupants NOT controlling does NOT equal ‘No Human control’.
The US like many countries has lowered driver standards to sell cars and accepts the death and injury rates – people are seriously deficient in driving skills.
“When did it all start -” Greg
With specialization, remember when the pundit’s pundit George Will declared the renaissance man dead? Knowing more and more about less and less until we know everything about nothing. We are almost there.
I caught an independent documentary on cable TV about driverless cars recently. It covered crashes by Tesla and other cars. Tesla cars liked to try to drive under trailer trucks. They killed their drivers.
I doubt human AI by computers will ever happen and driverless cars will never be perfect.